Sazan Eyes ( 3 x 3 Eyes ) Book 1, Volume 1, Chapter 2 ____________________________________________________________ Yakumo: Ahhh, excuse me.... Do you know where is the "Monster Buster Inc."? Yakumo: Ah, well, I'm not a suspicious character you think I am....... I'm Fujii Yakumo. Yakumo: San Ji Yan (3 Eyes)..... Well, we're trying to figure out how to turn that thingy into a human. That's why we come to Hong Kong to look for "M.B.Inc."......... .......and I don't think you people speak Japanese..... Yakumo: Hei.. Pai. Why don't you say something to these people. Pai: Okei Pai : I'M GONNA TURN INTO A HUMAN! teheheh Yakumo : DAAAA! Yakumo: Geez. Who told you to speak to them in Japanese? You call yourself a Chinese monster?! I borrowed 150,000 Yen($1000) to get to H.K., so be serious!! Pai: Saawry. Yakumo: comon... Choose between giggling or repenting. Pai: Baaauut... I'm soooo happy that I'll be huuuuman-- Yakumo: I give up. Yakumo: Is being human really that wonderful? Pai: Yeah! Yakumo: Well, then...... Yakumo: Why do you want to be human? Pai: I donno. Yakumo: Heh? Pai: I've been wanting to for three hundred years.... But I forgot the reason. Yakumo: Hah, optimistic girl. Yakumo: Just watch me. I will turn Pai into a human being. Pai: Hmm! Really? Yakumo: Yeah, really really Pai: Really really really? Yakumo: Yeah! REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY Pai: Really really really really really? Yakumo: YEAH! REALLY REA... Yakumo: heh? Yakumo: HEH?! Yakumo: Wuaaaa!! People : Wh...What!! A KID GOT HIT BY THE 2 STORY BUS!! GET AMBULANCE!! Nah, too late to help the kid now. Woman w/ glasses - Uug, no. I see something gross today. Pai: Yaakumo, whaat haapened? Where is Yaakumo? People : We must remove the body first! STUPID!! Let the cops take care of it! Driver - Mom. Your son has finally done it. I'm totally screwed now..... Pai: Yakumoooooo! Yakumo: Yeeees -- ouch Yakumo: Hei, that hurts! Look, you scratched my knee. Watch where you drive! Wasn't the light green ....?! Yakumo: Ah! It was red!? Yakumo: Excuuuuuuuuse meeeeee. Pai: Whaat haapened? Did you hurt your knee, Yakumo? Yakumo: No, it was nothing. Woman : Wait. Woman : Wait a sec. Are you really alright? Yakumo: eh? Woman : I saw you got hit my the bus. Yakumo: ah, well... A.. Ai donto supeaque Chinesu. Yakumo: Good bye. Woman: Ah? in Hotel Yakumo: Hmm.... Yakumo: .......yeah, that's right. Anyone who saw me would think I was strange too..... I got healed as soon as I got hurt, Yakumo - since the time when I was almost killed by that monster. Yakumo: and got this symbol on my forehead. Yakumo: What's happening to me? Yakumo: Better hurry up and find the "MBInc." to ask about this. Yakumo: ........... ............ REALLY an optimistic girl. Pai - ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Street person #1: Monster Buster Inc.? Never heard of it. #2: Never heard of that name. #3: Don't know. #4: You're disrupting my business. #5: Donno. Yakumo: It's no use searching randomly. Can we find it in two days? I'm soo tired. Pai: All this trouble just for me, sawrry. Yakumo: Ah...well, it's not that... Pai: Yakumoo, since you got hurt on your knee you'd better go rest in the hotel. Yakumo: He-Hey! Pai: I'll bee awright. I'll look for the place myself. Yakumo: Hey! I can't communicate with these people. Don't strand me here! My wound got better. Yakumo: Whaaa---- Yakumo: excuse me Yakumo: Heck. She can walk from Tibet. No wonder she's fast on her feet. I want to find "MBInc." ASAP too. Can't even get back to the hotel like this. then----what? If this is Shinjuku we'd have a lot of police stations around.... Yeah---! That's it. Find a cop and ask for "MBInc." where are the cops ....... ?? Yeah, well, call a taxi....... !! No wallet........ FUCK!! Now you show me the sign, it's too late! Why do I become so miserable, shit! Cops: Can you come to the station with us for a moment? Yakumo: .............. Sign - Monster Buster Inc. Cop: We have a young man in our custody looking for your Mr. Akuri. Won't you take care of him. Woman w/ glasses: Our chief editor isn't here right now. I don't want any unnecessary trouble. Ah, that's yesterday's indestructable youth!! Yakumo: Ah?! Woman : Akuri is our chief editor, who isn't in for the moment. I'm the assistant editor Lee Ling Ling. Yakumo: Oh, so MBInc. is a magazine publisher. Lee: Before the Zombies Boom, we were already this ocult special-zine. Circulations so so. Lee: We report on spirits, monsters, beings, you name it. Sigh, this is an unrealistic company. Let's see.. Lee: You want to know about the Three Eyes? Lee - San Ji Yan Un Ka Ra (Three Eyes) Beautiful in apparence, it's a being that'll not age, and posesses a third eye. Capable of delusion, it will during the course of it's long life, consume only once a human's life. Yakumo: !! Lee: What's more - The person dies as his life gets consumed. But his corpse shall remain indestructable. His spirit cannot be saved, until the death of the host San Ji Yan Un Ka Ra. - The corpse's forehead will have the symbol "Wu" <"Wu" in Chinese means none, empty, lights'-on-but-nobody's-home, etc.> Yakumo Lee: Hmmhmm..... almost like a zombies making machine. Lee: The zombified person cannot be killed by starvation nor poison. Lee: But what's interesting is, it can still feel hunger, pain, as well as all human senses. Sigh, superstition. People back then created this myth to satisfy their curiosity for immotality. Well, then. What's more important is the Three Eye's humanization magic. How Three Eyes turn themselves into humans....... Lee: Yakumo-kun! Where are you going? Wait!! Yakumo-kun!! Yakumo: This can't be!! Pai, she.... Yakumo: Pai took my life. Pai killed me Pai ---!!! Pai: Yaakumoo Pai: I am soo glad. When Yaakumo isn't here I get soo warried. Pai: Wheere di you go? Huh-- Are you hungry? Yakumo: This isn't true...... Pai: ? Yakumo: This about you eating my life away. Is it true?! Yakumo: I'm still human, right?! I'm not dead, right?! Is that right?! Pai!! Pai: Whaat are you saaaying I don't understand why is Yaakumo mad at me?! Yakumo: It wasn't like I was angry, you know..... I was just a bit shocked, you know.... Pai: You fool. Pai: I did not consume your life. I just assimulated your life with mine. Yakumo: Who..who are you?! You're not Pai?! Pai: I saved you while you were dying, and now you dare to insult me. Yakumo: ?! Pai: Go cool off your head. Pai - My life is yours and yours mine. When I die then so shall you. You will return to normal when I become human. Pai: Until then, be thankful when you use the immortality I granted you. Yakumo - That's it. - It was Pai who saved me. - I forgot the promise I made to Pai to turn her into a person. - I'm an IDIOT. - ........but - How do I go about turning Pai into a human? Pai : Yeeeas Lee: Isn't this Yakumo-kun's room? What? What happened to that window? Is Yakumo-kun around? Pai: who is this big sister? It waas like this when I woke up. I donno whaat happened. Lee: Well..... I finally bring the information related to the Three-Eyes-Humanization- technique, the Akuri's Super Secret Does-not-leave-the-door-of-MBInc. Picture Pai: Me see, the picture!! Lee: Not like this! Give and Take. We'll exchange it for the secret of Yakumo-kun's immortality. Pai uru uru Lee Lee: Oh well. It was filed in the "Humanization" section only . I don't know what it is myself...... Pai: THIS IS..!! Pai: "MAN KIND"!! THE STATUE THAT REPRESENTS "MAN KIND"!! Yakumo: hehehe Destined Fate Fantastic Fate, Reincarnated by a Lotus Leaf I'll follow you to the bottom of Hell, Pai. ouch End Chapter 2 Translator: d.n.a.b Japanese consultant: Wakana-san ______________________________________________________________________